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Time to go back in time bitches.  Its going back over a decade and we have Mr. Shark Attack in studio for Episode 19. The Paralyzer is the host, Mr. Kleen is along for the ride and The one and only Mr. Shark Attack is along for the ride.  The Kid is on board before he was The Kid and we are all about bashing George W. Bush which seems like a theme that was revisited during the early days of the Goin' Deep Show.  We talk Government propoganda, human animal hybrids, Saginaw Hookers, The Paralyzer picking up a toothless Saginaw Hooker and Mr. Shark attack Bachelor party details. We wrap up with topless beaches and suggest that everyone Go Deep. 

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March 18, 2015 - The Winter Season comes to an end.

Its a huge drunk episode to wrap up the Winter season of Goin' Deep. In this episode we try to get the ladies to do phone sex with no success.  In studio are Kid, Hat Trick and some guy who's name rhymes with "Bally". In the virtual world we have Big Red Man, Yukon, Spider Monkey and the Mayor JMac.  We discuss age range and how we've been doing this show for way way too long. Bally says that he only likes women who are Bill Cosby'd and he tries to coax the guys with long hair to go get it cut so they can feel as depressed. We do some random rapid fire and Hat Trick has still not come back from the brotha but still prefers the Ginger-Tock (cock). Go Squirt yourself! We'll see you when the spring season begins. Go Deep. 

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March 17, 2015 - H.O.T.W Draya Michele

Kid, Hat Trick, GDub, and "Bally" in this episode discuss going all interactial sexual and how "Bally" would have a safety net known as a black child to save his ass.  Kid asks Hat Trick if she's ever felt like farting in a guys face when he'd down on her and "Bally" can't remember Hat Trick's actual name. We talk some Tranny shit and start the discussion on how much porn stars get payed to do shit. Go Deep and Happy St. Patty's Day. 

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Kid, Welcomes in Hat Trick and some guy who's name rhymes with Bally and is in constant fear of being found out.  We put him in witness protection so he can stay safe from some dumb bitches who probably won't give a shit either way. GDub tries to jump in halfway but is way to quite to hear. Hat Trick may or may not have told us that she trimmed her snatch.  The Kid at one point gets Hat Trick and Bally to have phone sex. Kid drops some random sex questions during rapid fire. 

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A packed house in this episode of the program.  The Kid tells everyone he's a retarded monkey, we play some clips and we think that JMac is getting jerked off during the show but nobody can confirm nor deny if it actually happens. In Studio are Don Tang and Red Eye and in the virtual world we have Wally, JMac, Spidermonkey, GDub and Big Red Man. We recap the masturbatory awesomeness of the power charging phone attachment. We talk strap on sex toys, and more wearable technology. Don Tang is gonna get snipped and this is his last episode as a non married man. 

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Juluana Provenzari is our hottie of the week in this episode. We discuss new wack off technologies that can power your phones. We encourage the promotion of this free the nipples campaign that a bunch of chicks are into.  We also encourge them to free the vagina, free dat ass and free the bung hole while you're at it.  We get Red Eye to give us the details on the 41 year old mother of three that he took home from the bar and banged then couldn't get rid of her. Don Tang gives us the solution to fat chicks in teh swimsuit issue. We discuss poo smell solutions and the commercial where a women asks a guy to shit and go commando. We put Red Eye on the spot about the chick he's trying to get with and I think we wrap up with Don Tang talking about his upcoming wedding. Go Deep. 

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Kid, Silverback, JMac, Sleeze, Gdub and Big Red Man discuss what is worse using the word Retard or using the Nbomb. We recap some women who we’ve interacted with who just can’t seem to handle using some words. Kid reveals that his lovely Red is hot as hell when she’s fucking pissed. Teenage riots at Sponge Bob and JMac spill some shit and almost gets backhanded by Spider Monkey. OH and Sleeze flees the scene halfway through. Go Deep. 

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Kid, Gdub, Silverback, Sleeze, Gdub and the Mayor JMac in on this episode where we discuss how some chicks get really fit and others not so much when they come on the show. We do some SNL 40 anniversary discussion and some Cosby yapping. We ask ourselves if this 50 Shades of Grey movie is worth our time or if watching midget porn would be just as entertaining. We play a clip of Gilbert Gottfried reading from 50 Shades, and dive directly into a story of saying the wrong name when your significant other asks if he'd ever be down for a threesome. 

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An All Star cast in this Goin' Deep Show including The Big Red Man, Sleeze, Silverback, GDub and the Kid.  Stories of pool table banging and how to properly use your technology to destroy innocence. We discuss what could possibly be wrong with a special set of balls and how to make sure they are all in tip top shape.  We do some beer discussion and how tasty the home brew is that the duo in studio made. We recap the story of how to be proud of your hometown and its all from the stories of drunken DJ's and how people get so damn attached to songs. We discuss some superhero shit and its all about aquaman, gleek and the Superfriends. Go Deep. 

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In this episode of Goin' Deep we talk, load taste, hookers that once were banged on pool tables, the rebirth of the Hottie of the Week and we dive head first into the wonderful slutty world of backpage.com. We discuss how marriage is so fucking awesome that all the gays want in on the shit. Gdub gives us the story of how he was offered a bj for a couple of bucks. Go Deep.

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Kid, JMac, Spider Monkey, Don Tang and the Notorious GDub join in a conversation that includes the proper way to masturbate in the same bed as your significant other. How to get totally caught spanking it and where loads tend to get put. Kid gives the quick recap of the 3D porn jerk off routine that the Kid did.  We talk about the black light treatment in studio. We talk some guiness book of world record type shit. We also discuss women holding the hose while peeing and sex spraying the wall. Kid comes up with a new game that will piss everyone the fuck off and he just doesn't give a good goddamn. Go Deep. 

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Kid, JMac and Spidermonkey discuss DUI's, drunk DJ's who go nuts and throw pitchers of beer at bitches and wonder when the fuck its a good idea to try to be a DJ for a wedding. We try to remember a chick who had huge cans and the absolute ugliest of faces. We figure out that with a little head swappage she may be appealing.  We do a recap of what the hogging episode has in it including spunk on the back or front.  We kick into some fifty shades of grey discussion and wonder what the big fuss is. Kid also reveals what is turning him on these days and he's crossed into the realm of 3D virtual crazy animated cyborg chicks. Go Deep. 

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Its Classics week here at Goin' Deep and this one is what set the groundwork for an entire decade of dumb content.  This episode comes to you from February of 2005 and features The Martial Arts Phenom, The Kid, Mr. Shark attack, Mr. Kleen and the one and only Paralyzer.  This one is a bit confusing due to the fact that we are using different names to make sure our identities are kept secret.  If you're familiar with anything regarding this show you'll quickly realize its a failed attempt.  What you do need to know is that no whales were injured during any of the events discussed but a few peoples pride and credibility may be in question.  Listen in to the Hogging story that ends all Hogging stories.  The Story of Christmas Angel (aka The Easter Bunny) told from the mouth of the  Paralyzer himself.  A true classic in the lore of The Goin' Deep Show. Go Deep.

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Kid, Don Tang, Hat Trick, Sookie and Yukon confirm if Hat Trick is rockin' the cameltoe, Sookie does a sister body comparison and we give out a secret to get free drinks. Yukon gives us the low down on getting blown up with messages for sex and Sookie is put on the spot about relationships. Go Deep

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Kid, Don Tang, Hat Trick, Sookie and Yukon set the record straight on the half hand / foot job, Kid wonders about Sookies vajay jay and gets the lowdown from Yukon. We dive into more nipple discussion and how long of a tongue Sookie has. We do a comparison of snatch smells and really there's nothing more to say. Go Deep

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In this Goin' Deep Show the Kid welcomes Don Tang, Hat Trick and Sookie. We remember the days when someone was hog tied, the tv show Vikings and how much more sexy it would be on HBO. There's details of Hat Trick twat swatting Sookie during a vacation and we try to line up a threesome for them. We talk about tugging and being violent with titties and we wrap it all up with discussion of licking your own nipples. Go Deep

 

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Black History month kicks off with Kid, Don Tang, Hat Trick and Sookie discuss the perfect set of balls,  how to make your balls bigger by not beating your meat and what kind of porn categories we're getting into lately. We dive into the snatch trim and how much of a pain in the ass it is to keep your bush in order and we put Sookie on the spot about being single, her vibrators and we're planning a show where the two of them bring in their garbage bag full of vibrators. Hat Trick got banged by a black guy to commemorate Black History Month and Don Tang asks who is easier.   Go Deep. 

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 Kid, Gdub and Wally discuss what our cartoon persona would be, Transgender army veterans, Canadian couples trying to diddle each others bits and pieces on an airplane and some golfer asshole who got his ass kicked and owed a strip club a bunch of cash. We make fun of women who have problems twirling and showing their nails. Kid tells everyone that bowling alley sluts just want to be at a bar but can't because they ploppoed out a bunch of children from their snatch.  We give out a few hotties of the week which is a segment that we're bringing back. This weeks Hotties are Bonnie Rotten and Lucy Mecklenburgh. Go Deep

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Kid, JMac, Spider Monkey, Gdub, C.C. and Mercedes Dela Soul in on this one where topics include porn preferences, how much the Kid likes FFFM and the sweet sweet sounds of women blowing guys. We come to the realization that women use their pubes to deter them from taking home randoms. We discuss sex frequency, how it will fade no matter how hard you try and C.C. being slightly disappointed that some of her DTF buddies have shacked up with others. I think Mercedes drops the bomb that her butt hairs were braided at some point.  Yes braided. Go Deep. 

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Kid welcomes in GDub from Georgia, Don and Pooty Tang, C.C. and Mercedes Dela Soul where we discuss puke, saving it and how much Mercedes loves to projectile vomit. Gdub gives us the lowdown on when a chick puked when he was down on a girl and Pooty Tang tells the story of riding Don Tang cock then puked all over his chest on his birthday. We get into the love of your family members, being single vs having a significant other and getting your dick cut to save yourself money and saving yourself from ruining your life. We also talk about saving your family by puking and fucking them.  Go Deep. 

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Kid welcomes in Don and Pooty Tang, C.C. and Mercedes Dela Soul where we discuss how badly Pooty wants Don Tang to blast a load of baby batter up in her lady parts. She wants it so much so that she texts it to him while his boss is looking at his phone. We discuss nudity being sent over the internet, going on benders, and if C.C. gives a shit if her friends like her boyfriends. We play a new game called what's your genitalia's themes song and also a little ditty called If your genitalia was a fast food item.  We discuss the bullshit phenomenon of dudes wearing a man bun and Don Tang gives us the lowdown on what he would let Jerod Leto do to him.  Kid agrees to get aids from Alyssa Milano and we get the lowdown on Mercedes snatch trimming or lack there of.  Did we mention that we talk about a couple of gays shoving cadbury eggs up their ass and how not to use Sharpies. Go Deep. 

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Kid welcomes in Don Tang, Gdub, Wally, Red Eye, JMac and Spider Monkey in on this episode of the show.  We give the lowdown on the craziest  names of women, GDub tells us the best way to knock up a black chick and Red Eye thinks all black chicks just smell.  He suggests potpouri. Kid discusses how we get lame when we get old and we hit on the topic of us all getting watered down and having a more difficult time getting stimulated.  We kick some ugly photoshop skills and some cranky femmenazi bitches are complaining. We wrap up with man vs woman and figure out what women are good for. Go Deep. 

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Kid welcomes back Gdub, Wally, Don Tang and Red Eye.  Kid puts Red Eye's dumb cunt X in the spotlight and we immediately jump into disfunction and how it seems to just follow any woman. We discuss Hate Fucking, The Pity Fuck, The Tittie Fuck and how every guy hates himself at some point for porking some crazy chick. We come to the realization that Red Eye is attracted to crazy bitch Mexican chicks and loves the drama.  Kid also gives the blow by blow tale of some Old lady and some Jaba the Hut imitator who got friendly in a Hot Tub Time Machine attempt. Red Eye bangs an old lady and he couldn't get the old hag to leave after he porked her. Wally gives his technique for getting a dumb bitch to leave when you don't need her anymore. Gdub banged a Native America and isn't proud of it. We wrap up with Wally discussing a massive massive 5 hour boner that terrified him. 

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Kid welcomes in Don Tang, Gdub and Wally talking about how the lamest fucking stories in the world are the stories of how two motherfuckers get engaged. Getting your balls snipped so you don't plop out any little fucking leaches and we make everyone happy by bringing up the Love of Jesus and how it makes the Kid want to punch people. GDub tells us he wanted to make a Jesus freak cry over a sub sandwich and the Kid expresses his angle on slavery.  We reveal that the lovely Red is a juggalo and she apparently wants to infest the youth of America with the sweet sweet sounds of ICP. Wally chimes in and discusses his once in a lifetime experience of laughing in the face of Rapper Eminem. GDub gives us the lowdown on how his first concert was a Celine Dione and Kenny G Concert. We discuss the legalization of Pot and how living in the future will be. Go Deep.

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Kid welcomes GDub and Wally in on this MLK day release.  We play a game with Gdub for the first time called WTF did the NBomb Say? Kid screws over the live video feed.  This is the first recording testing the new Friday night schedule. Kid reveals that his significant other is way more realistic about recording regularly.  We hit on the subjects of dirty looks when at a restaurant, sex toys used over the internet now has a companion social network. Wally tells us the story of what he did with a blowup doll, Kid relives the days of playing Leisure Suit Larry and gives us the low down on smuggling weapons into jails via a girls twat. We hit up some hot chick chatter toward the end and how we used to wait for porn to load on old computers.  I think we make fun of Cameron Diaz and her wrinkled up face. Site of the night Mr. Skin and did we mention GDub knows a tard who was in Something about Mary? Listen in and celebrate your fucking day off being offended by a trio of dumbasses. Go Deep. 

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